You think I want to look at you? That I wouldn’t rather be looking at my wife? I’m married! I have responsibilities! She, she doesn’t drive me crazy; she doesn’t make it impossible for me to feel normal; she doesn’t make me sick to my stomach thinking about my veterinarian touching her with his hands! Man, I would give anything not to be looking at you.
Thanks for the lesson, HIMYM.
Too bad you couldn’t take your own advice.
Hypocrisy thy name is HIMYM.
I wish I could say that I don’t remind myself of Mindy right here haha
the only thing that needs to turn up right now are my grades
Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.
This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.