(Source: samanthapanther)

You think I want to look at you? That I wouldn’t rather be looking at my wife? I’m married! I have responsibilities! She, she doesn’t drive me crazy; she doesn’t make it impossible for me to feel normal; she doesn’t make me sick to my stomach thinking about my veterinarian touching her with his hands! Man, I would give anything not to be looking at you.

(Source: confusedabouthowaswell, via greys-anatomy-quotes)

well-thats-ood:


Ariel and Herc are technically cousins.
  #socially awkward gingers
Yeah, that and: Ariel is the daughter of Triton, son of Poseidon, brother of Zeus, who is the father of Hercules. So yeah technically, they are literal cousins. Cool, isn’t it?

HOLY

well-thats-ood:

Ariel and Herc are technically cousins.

HOLY

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howimetyouryellowumbrella:

katneedname:

Thanks for the lesson, HIMYM.
Too bad you couldn’t take your own advice.

Hypocrisy thy name is HIMYM.

howimetyouryellowumbrella:

katneedname:

Thanks for the lesson, HIMYM.

Too bad you couldn’t take your own advice.

Hypocrisy thy name is HIMYM.

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I wish I could say that I don’t remind myself of Mindy right here haha

(Source: jackdonaghy)

spookyasianmom:

the only thing that needs to turn up right now are my grades

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.

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calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.

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